CSI: New found breakthrough in forensics

Kuala Lumpur, 17 July 2008 - The Royal Police of Malaysia and its team of scientist have discovered new genetically enhanced drones called “Sodrones” measuring 1 micrometer wide and 2 micrometer long. These drones, with its scientific name “Sodomius Analus” were said to be found to possess substantial spying capabilities and have the capacity to store sensitive and top secret information up to 10 gigabytes.

The drones were also found to be resistant to various environmental agents and is believed to thrive best at human body temperatures. Latest reports have indicated that the opposition party of Malaysia, Pakatan Rakyat is responsible for the genetic engineering process and its efforts have been lauded by various microbiology organizations around the world as “simply stunning”.

Putting his money where his mouth is, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim became official test subject No.1 of his organization by lacing himself with Sodrones before meeting Mohd Saiful Bukhari, the double-agent with a back itch who accused Anwar Ibrahim for misusing Sodrones in an attempt to shake up the political scene of Malaysia and causing top leaders of the government to doze off during international meetings while others have reported a serious case of “lost common sense” during national debates.

The Royal Police of Malaysia has detained Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim and conducted various tests on him to ascertain the level of Sodrones concentration in his body. They have found that the Sodrones drones seem to favor certain parts more than others. “I was striped naked, my private parts examined”, said Anwar Ibrahim of his test session with the police.

Apparently, Sodrones requires high-end military equipments to detect but currently, the military repository is closed for C4 inventory recount.

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